Conners this days are getting ridiculous. Just met 1 today. IT was female I think. Its face is soooo Squash and Fat and Disgusting that it's difficult to confirm. Anyway, by its name, she's associated with a Spider. U know, the famous title, C.....'s Web. Yeah, that's its name.
It is even greedier than a pig. Hmmm, I always thought pigs were very greedy, stuffing everything into their mouths. However, pigs are smart. But IT isn't, too bad! IT wanted to cheat my friend's hard-earned money. IT thought that my friend has no friends or relatives at all or that IT thought my friend is very easy to cheat. Some parts maybe be true perhaps.
IT is a disgusting creature. IT wore a HOT PINK shirt today with meat bulging in the wrong areas cuz IT's probably weighs more than 100kg. IT acted innocent and accused my friend of accusing her. Muahahahaha! STUPID IT! U think anyone will believe something who isn't human? What a joke. Moreover, after IT found out that IT's cornered, IT crapped some stuff about IT's husband unemployed, parents sick with 2 kids at the moment. I presume IT's relatives are human i.e. Is IT trying to get some sympathy or what? Does IT actually thinks that being poor and desperate, IT can go out to con innocent students? What has the world turned into? IT and some pple whom I talk to during my period with CPF. More and more Dodo-Tofu brain beings. OMG!
I personally hate IT for what she does. Seriously, I think she does deserve to go to Jail. I pity her offspring/children that they have a mum like IT. I pity IT's parents and wonder how the hell they gave birth to IT. To me, if being poor and desperate means anyone can cheat people of their money, doesn't being rich and powerful do that even more so with all their power.
In conclusion. Beware of the IT!
Here's a picture of IT based on my sight of IT today.
P/S: IT is definitely not part of our species of homo sapiens. I never want to know what species she belong to. Hopefully extinct soon.
Ways to deal with IT (non-exhaustive):
1. SLICE ITS TONGUE INTO SMALL PIECES WITHOUT ANY PAINKILLERS.
2. PULL OUT ALL ITS HAIR NO MATTER WHICH PLACE THE HAIR IS STITUATED AT.
3. PULL OUT ALL ITS TEETH BY BRUTE FORCE.
4. CUT OFF IT'S EARS BUT PREVENT DEAFNESS.
5. REMOVE ONLY 1 EYE SO THAT IT CAN SEE HOW HORRIBLE IT LOOKS.
6. PIERCE NEEDLES INTO ITS FINGERTAILS AND TOENAILS.
7. CLAMP THE FINGERS AND TOES LIKE THE OLD PALACE METHOD OF TORTURING FEMALES.
8. PUT A DOG LEASE AROUND ITS NECK. (IT'S AN ANIMAL, HENCE NEEDS TO BE TREATED LIKE 1 THAT DOESNT BEHAVE.)
9. POUR SOME BOILING OIL ON ITS BACK AND LEGS TO SCORCH IT REAL HOT!
10. WATER TORTURE BUT STOP WHEN UNCONSCIOUS
11. STRAVE IT FOR A WEEK, THEN PUT ALL THE FOOD THAT IS DELICIOUS AND SMELLS ABSOLUTELY GREAT AND FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION IN FRONT OF IT. IT CAN ONLY SMELL IT AND SEE OTHERS EATING IT BUT CAN NEVER TASTE IT.
12. BIND ITS FEET NOW! BREAK ITS TOES INTO SMALL PIECES SO IT CAN NEVER WALK PROPERLY. (THOUGH I DOUBT IT CAN EVEN WALK WITH THAT MASS IN THE 1ST PLACE.)
13. MAKE IT PUT A 10KG SIGN AROUND ITS NECK THAT SAYS "KICK ME HARD IF U'RE HUMAN!" NO DOUBT, EVERYONE WILL.
14. DO ALL THE FOLLOWING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR.
15. Stuff cockroaches, rat tails, worms RAW into IT's mouth, let it be a nice meal for her once in a while. Chewing and swallowing is a MUST.
16. Suspend IT at 50 storeys with only a rope to let IT enjoy how it is to fly.
I'm suddenly feeling soooo kind. Allowing IT to eat her favourites and Fly, it must be a dream come true for IT. Well, I'm not THAT evil... Heee.
All Hail Britannia on Wednesday, April 04, 2007
